Welcoming New CPA Empire® Associate Affiliate
Managers
Media Breakaway, LLC is a pioneer in the performance-based online
marketing industry. Since 2001, our mission has been simple:
to generate the best sales possible for our clients. With this
in mind we have created and filled three new positions within CPA
Empire®.
On Monday March 10th, three new Associate Affiliate Manager's
started with CPA Empire®.
Dan Perkins, Jonathan Olson and Will Charland will be working with
their respective Senior Affiliate Managers in a new training program
which has been designed to educate our new employees on the growing
industry of Affiliate Marketing.
Welcome Dan, Jonathan and Will!
Broadening
Horizons
Last week, Team
Chaos Head Coach George Avery
mentioned some exciting plans he had for the team this off-season.
The sports media has been buzzing ever since, with wild
speculations about what the unorthodox coach might have up his
sleeve.
Will Team Chaos be
moving to the NHL next season?
Is
George Avery coming out of retirement
to play again? Would the
players be going on tour with a new version of The Lion King on Ice?
Will every player be asked to live together in a mountain
cabin for MTV’s The Real World – Breckenridge?
When the
announcement came out that there would be a special press conference
at Team Chaos headquarters this week, national and international
media representatives descended on Westminster, CO in hopes that the
secret plan would finally be divulged.
The atmosphere in
the press room was filled with electricity as a Team Chaos
representative took the podium and made this special announcement.
“In the fine tradition of Michael Jordan, Bo Jackson, Deion
Sanders, and Will Ferrell, Team Chaos will add a new chapter to
their growing sports legend by expanding their repertoire this
summer. The team will look to take their success on the ice
and transfer it to the playing field with the first ever
Team Chaos Coed Softball
Team!”
After a moment of
stunned silence, the reporters let loose a barrage of questions.
Can the members of Team Chaos, their razor sharp hockey
skills honed to perfection through years of intense training, make
the transition to the complex world of slow pitch softball?
What position will Lou Difulvio play?
What color will the jerseys be?
Are the Chaos prepared for the intense competition of the
Westminster Coed Recreational Softball League, renowned throughout
the sports world for crushing the spirit of unprepared teams?
In response to the
flurry of questions, Coach Avery could only talk about his
excitement about trying a new sport.
“This will be a big change for our players, but I’m confident
we can make the transition fairly quickly.
I hear the game is a little different, but we’ll lace up the
skates and be just fine.”
Informed later that softball is played on a grass and dirt
field, Avery noted “Hmmm, I guess we’ll have to come up with some
other kind of footwear.
Maybe some sort of ‘shoe’ would make sense.
I’ll do a little research online and see what I can find
out.”
With spring
training already underway, the team is already trying to make up for
lost time, putting together a roster and getting out on the field to
learn the intricacies of this new game.
The roster will include some familiar names, along with a
number of new faces, looking to become a part of the team and add a
new chapter to the Team Chaos legacy.
Stay tuned to your
newsletter and
www.HockeySkate.net in the weeks ahead for more information
about Team Chaos and its new Coed Softball Team.
